Dear Puffin, I notice my house plants are getting raggedy looking. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est probablement because Madame is not properly caring for les plants. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin I am taking perfectly good care of them. But someone is chewing on them. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Ah, Le […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve been studying the cat videos on the interwebs. This is something we should be doing. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Doing? We? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Making our own cat videos. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Starring you I would imagine. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Of course starring me! I’d […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Is this for me? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Yes sweetie! It’s your birthday! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, So I’m supposed to eat fire on my birthday? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, No, that’s just a human way to celebrate. A candle for each year. Love, […]
Mommy, I don’t understand this noisy toy of Molly’s. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It’s a bell. It’s something I’ve been trying to teach you to use. Love, Carolyn Mommy, I thought it was Molly’s to use. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That’s because she uses it a lot. She’s supposed to just ring […]
Cher Madame, Je suis pleased to see that les Américains appreciate La France. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m glad you are pleased. Appreciate France in which way? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Ah, Américains. Sometimes so ignorant. I will explain to Madame. Tout le monde est ready to celebrate un grand holiday […]
