Dear Alpha Mom, We’ve come to one of those dreadful times again, when your people go nuts. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, My people? You mean humans? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Yes of course I mean humans. Who else gets completely unhinged every year in October? You scared the daylights out […]
To The Person For Whom It May Concern: The New Dog is INSANE. We are all in danger. Signed, Anonymous To The Management: The New Beast is an abomination. Do you realize what you have done? Signed, Anonymous To The Concerned Management: The New Dog MUST GO. Signed, Two Anonymous Victims Dear […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I don’t want our Pack to change. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, You are referring to the New Dog? I can’t wait to bring her home! We’ll have her in a week, after the rescue group gets her spayed. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Everything will change here. I […]
Dear Mommy, What are those treats you like so much? Love, Mia Dear Mia, Treats? Are you referring to my chocolates? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, The little squares you unwrap and nibble on every evening. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Those are dark chocolates. I’d rather you didn’t broadcast my treat habit to […]
Bonjour Madame, Toujours you continue to insist that I am not French. But vraiment you are misinformed. Yes, I may have been discovered in Los Angeles, but I’m sure I had just arrived from France. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Probably not. You were eight weeks old, Honey, just a baby, with a dirty […]
