Yowl
by carolynholm
Dear Puffin
It’s so sweet when you walk around the house yowling for me.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
This petit cat does not do the yowl.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
But you do! I sometimes hear you in another part of the house, yowling loudly, and I figure you’re looking for me so I answer, calling out “Here I am!” And right away, you show up.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Perhaps it is the Winston who does the yowl.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
No, I’m pretty sure it’s you. You call me, I answer, you find me. It all adds up. And then you sit with me. I’m always glad to have you sit with me.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
This story sounds pathetic. Madame is exaggerating this, to make it sound pathetic.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m a writer, I know perfectly well how to make something sound pathetic. If that’s what I wanted to do, I’d go into great detail describing the vocals. The deep timbre of your voice. The echo in the hallway.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours le sarcasm.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I could make it cinematic. Add sound effects. And a musical element. A violin in the background. Or, no, a single plaintive cello.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
The sarcasm is something Madame cannot resist.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
No, I guess not. But I do like your yowling. Some say it could be a sign of dementia, but you’ve been yowling for years, so I don’t worry about it.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
This petit cat does not do the dementia.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You certainly have no sign of dementia, as far as I can tell. You just yowl to find me. And I like to be found!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
The house has many rooms and Madame moves from room to room without a sound for this petit cat to keep track of.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Maybe I should make a yowly sound of my own every few minutes, to check in.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
C’est ça. Toujours le sarcasm.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
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