Carolyn Holm

 

Dear Mommy,

I can get you and Dad to do anything I want.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

I love your confidence. How do you accomplish this?

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

I do my WooWoo dance. It works every time.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

I have to say, we do love it when you sit up and wave your paws.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Love it is just the start of it. My WooWoo dance makes you both melt and gush.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

I think we have a little more dignity than that.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Not much more.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

So what is it you make us do with your WooWoo dance?

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Feed me.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

But we do that anyway.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Give me treats.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

I have to admit your dance does work for that.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

You can’t resist the WooWoo dance.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

You make it sound like hypnotism.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

It kind of is.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

What are you doing the dance for now?

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

I’m going to make you let me sit on the dining table.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

Sorry. We love the WooWoo dance, but it doesn’t work every time. Rules are rules. We love it that you sit on the dining chair to join us while we dine, but sitting on the table is out of the question.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

We’ll see.

Love, Mia

 

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