The Tale
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
I’m an adult now!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I don’t think so, sweetie. To be considered adult you need to act like an adult.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I do! And I’m old enough! I’m two years old. I’m all grown up.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Well, you certainly have grown. Who knew that little ball of fluff would grow to be a fourteen-pound thug?
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I’m a thug????? Sweet!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I was kidding.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Gotcha.
Winston
Dear Winston,
You have grown into a gorgeous cat. I love your glossy coat. And that magnificent long tail.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
My tail is longer than Puffin’s!
Winston
Dear Winston,
Once at a family dinner party, our previous cat Mia came up to me and I stroked her and ran my hand along her tail, thinking “It would be so cool to have a tail.” And then I realized I’d said that aloud. My guests were folks who didn’t live with other species. No one said a word. Just stared politely at their dinner plates. It was probably one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever said at a dinner party.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
A tail is one of the best parts.
Winston
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I’d love to have seen the other diners’ faces!
They were probably equally appalled that you touched the cat while eating dinner.
What a cool thing to say! I agree, think of all the things one could do with a tail…!