The Routine
by carolynholm
Dear Puffin,
Poppy and I are going to the mountain cabin next week.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mon Dieu, what about us?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You and Winston will be fine. We’ve done this before. You’ve always been fine. And I just got new catnip loveys for the two of you. I see you’ve already found them!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Is Cathie coming to take care of us?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
No, sweetie, Monsieur will be here. He’ll take care of you boys!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Monsieur has no idea what to do.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Yes he does, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
No, he has no idea. Does he know that my dinner is the lovely canned food?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Yes, of course he knows what to feed everyone.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Monsieur does not know our routine.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Your routine? You basically take naps all day long! What’s to know?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And the litter box. Does he comprehend the litter box?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Good point, I’ll text him some reminders to clean it out.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And the Game. Does he know how to play the Game?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Maybe not. But you can forgo your game for a few days.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mon Dieu. The routine, she will be lost.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You’re making too much of this, sweetie. You can always tell him what to do. You don‘t hesitate to inform me when I’m only five minutes late with dinner. And remember, Monsieur is very generous with the treats.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Ah, oui, c’est vrai. Monsieur he has a deep understanding of the role of treats in a well-run household.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
So there we are. You’ll have plenty of delicious routine.
Love, Carolyn
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