The Roster
by carolynholm
Dear Poppy,
Today was such a lovely spring day for our walk! I think Winston wanted to come along.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
He wouldn’t know what to do. Cats don’t understand about walks.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
It’s just walking around. I’m sure he could figure that out, if we could convince him to walk on a leash.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I don’t think you understand about walks. It’s not about the walking around. It’s about the stops. To smell things.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You stopped for a particularly long time in the park today.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
It was for that special clump of grass.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
What was so interesting about it?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Messages!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
There was a message from a dog you know?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Lots of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
All in one clump of grass?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Oh yes. There was the Rude Pug. And the big guy who barks behind the high fence. There was the Corgi. And a terrier who ate cat food. A Retriever who ate corned beef. Another Retriever. A Border Collie. The terrier who shouts at me. A pit bull who is taking a medication. The spaniel mix who always wants to play with me. The noisy Chihuahua, also on medication. And Spencer was there too. It’s nice to hear from a neighbor.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
All that from those messages? How do you know what they ate?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
It’s in the message!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Seriously? You mean you can smell the cat food in dog pee left hours ago?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Of course I can! That’s what noses are for! Can’t you?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I’m afraid humans just don’t have that kind of nose. It’s amazing that you can smell all that detail.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
That was just the dogs. And just for today. There was a fox too. And later another fox.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
No coyotes?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Not today. But one came there yesterday.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I saw you leave a message yourself.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Of course I did. It’s the only polite thing to do.
XOXO Poppy
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It’s funny how humans just don’t understand about reading pee mail, Poppy!
Woofs,
Ollie
Pee-mail! Good one!