Carolyn Holm

Cher Madame,
This prey is confusing.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
It’s a mouse, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
This prey is not a mouse. She is vaguely of the mouse appearance. But mouse she is not.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
It’s a catnip mouse.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Catnip is a different classification. From le mouse classification.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
This toy is a classification of its own. A pretend mouse stuffed with catnip. We’ll call it a MouseNip.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
That is not correct in La Nature.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
It’s a toy, Puff. Just play with it, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
And this mouse, it wears an unnatural print coat. And she wears a bell on her tail.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
You are over thinking this. It’s just a cute mouse toy with catnip.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
The mouse aspect is foolish. Mais, la catnip she is irresistible. 
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
That’s the important part. I notice it is soaking wet from your drool.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
This petit cat does not do the drool.
Regards, M. Le Poufin 

Dear Puffin,
That’s nothing to be ashamed of. Catnip is a stimulating drug. You couldn’t help drooling all over it. No judgment!
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Toujours les insults. I leave Madame now so I can wrestle this MouseNip into submission.
Regards, M. Le Poufin 

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