The Mouse

by carolynholm

Dear Mommy,

I’m so disappointed with Dad.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

Whatever for?

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

He said he had a mouse. I thought I was going to get a snack.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

I’m sure he did not say that.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Oh he did, for sure. But he was sadly mistaken. And I always thought he was smart.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

Maybe you could fill me in on the details, sweetie.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

This!!! This thing is what he thought was a mouse!!!! I am so disappointed in his intelligence.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

Okay, I get it now sweetie. This is an interspecies word misinterpretation. That is a computer mouse.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

He clearly has no understanding of basic biology.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

A word can be used in different ways.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

A mouse is a delicious little morsel, warm and furry with whiskers and an interesting tail.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

It’s also a piece of computer equipment. And actually, the old ones had tails too.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

It’s no wonder humans are making such a mess of the world. You people can’t even tell the difference between a piece of plastic and a living breathing snack.

Love, Mia

 

Dear Mia,

But you are no longer disappointed with Dad now, right?

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

No. Just with the human race.

Love, Mia