The Keyboard
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
Poppy and I heard that there are cat videos on this thing. Where are they?
Winston
Dear Winston,
I’ll play them for you. I don’t want you meddling with my laptop.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
You yell when I step on the keyboard.
Winston
Dear Winston,
You noticed.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
You don’t yell every time. Sometimes you smile.
Winston
Dear Winston,
That’s probably those times when you somehow step on iTunes and a nice playlist starts playing. Yesterday you did that and suddenly my laptop launched into Murray Perahia playing the Goldberg Variations. The other day it was my Michael Jackson playlist. I don’t know how you manage that.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I just step. Put my foot down. And step.
Winston
Dear Winston,
I get that part. The mechanics of it. What I want to know is, how is it possible that about half the time you hit it in just the right way to bring up iTunes.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Can’t help you there. It’s just an innate talent I guess.
Winston
Dear Winston,
The other half of the time you delete entire sentences.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
That’s when you yell.
Winston
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Gee Winston, mum uses a desktop so I don’t often get to walk on the keyboard.
But when I do, all I ever get is
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Your paws do better 😉
Purrs, Julie