The Disrupter

by carolynholm

Cher Madame,

Il faut dire, Madame is très grumpy with moi, un petit et innocent cat.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I have to say you are neither petit nor innocent.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Toujours les complaints.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I’m sorry, but you have been exasperating lately.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Je suis much maligned.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Maligned? Puffy, you eat my plants, eat Mia’s food, eat Poppy’s food, barf everywhere, chew on shoestrings and charger cords, and you bully Poppy. Other than that you are a joy to have around.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Toujours le sarcasm.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Okay, you are sweet when you want to be. I love how you throw back your head to show me you want your chin scratched. And Monsieur loves it when you come visit him at his desk. We just wish you were easier to live with.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Bien sûr, I have un explanation. Je suis un Disrupter.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

A disrupter? Seriously? Where did you learn that word? What have you been reading?

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

You think crazy Mia is the only cat who does the reading of les current events? Non! Moi, I know about Disruptors. Je suis un Disruptor.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

We have no need for a disruptor, Puff. Our household is running just fine, thank you.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Le household, it ne marche pas. C’est chaos here. Food is only served twice a day! C’est unthinkable. So, bien. I am le Disruptor.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

You do disrupt things around here. When you are not napping. So maybe you should go back to sleep now.

Love, Carolyn

 

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