The Cat Voice
by carolynholm
Hey Poppy,
I love your Cat Voice!
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
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Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Your Cat Voice!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I’m not a cat.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I know sweetie. I’m not saying you are a cat. I’m talking about your voice FOR cats!
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
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Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You have a special voice you use just for cats.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
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Poppy
Dear Poppy
It’s a high pitched “Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm“. When I hear that special voice, I know to look for a cat nearby. It’s a signifier. Like when we walk by David’s house, and the little black and white cat is in the grass by the fence.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
That little cat loves that spot.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I love it that you always look for him there. And when he’s there, you use your Cat Voice, and I know to look for him.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Sometimes it’s for Louie. He likes to come into our garden, sit under the rose bushes, and stare at us. So I call him out.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You do indeed! You start in with your Cat Voice, so I know to look around for that big orange cat. And you also use your Cat Voice for cats we don’t know. If there is a cat nearby – under a parked car, on someone’s porch, lurking behind a bin – I can always tell, because you signify with your Cat Voice, and I know to look around for a cat.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
It wouldn’t make sense to make a normal noise for a cat.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Why not?
Love, Carolyn
Mom!
Cats aren’t dogs!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
This I know, sweetie. They aren’t even close. I just think it’s wonderful that you have a special voice for cats. Except, now that I think about it, you don’t use it for Winston and Puffin.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Those two aren’t REGULAR cats, they are FAMILY. They are in our pack. They are always around. I don’t need a special voice for them. But you and Dad do! You use a special higher pitched Cat Voice with them.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
We do?????
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
You do. Though sometimes when Dad talks to Puffin he uses his sarcastic voice.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
He does like to give Puffin a hard time. But yes, you’re right, Dad DOES have a Cat Voice!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
You have a Cat Voice too. For both of the cats, and for me too.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I think you are on to something here. It’s our Small Animal Voice!
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
But I’m large!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Compared to the cats, maybe. You’re actually a small to medium sized dog. But sweetie, you’re a small animal to us!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I think you need to have a special Small to Medium Dog Voice.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Maybe we’ll just keep on using the Cat Voice for all of you, and call it the Pack Voice.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
It’s a good Pack Voice! We ALL like it when you use it!!!
XOXO Poppy
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