The Badge
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Il faut respect mon badge.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I don’t know what you are referring to, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Je suis très très important.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Of course you are. All of you are important.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Non, non. Comme d’habitude, Madame she does not comprehend. Je suis le plus important.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I give up. What is this all about?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
That Hell Hound she does not respect moi.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Because you are making her life miserable, sweetie. Poor Poppy. Maybe you could lay off of her?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
She does not respect mon badge.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You have a badge?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours Madame misses les stuffs important. I have un badge. On mon chest.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Aha, you mean the round gray spot on your chest. So, okay, you have a badge. We are all supposed to respect you for it?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mais oui. Especialment le moronic Poppy.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s a patch of hair, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
C’est mon badge.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Je regret to say Madame has lost her marbles.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
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