Hey Mom,Puffin cussed at you just now. Winston Dear Winston,He did indeed.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,He does that a lot. Hissing at you when you move him from your chair.Winston Dear Winston,He does. But not a lot. He’s just saying “F— off” in a general sort of way. I don’t take it personally.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,I don’t […]
Dear Puffin, You seem unsettled and angry. Is everything okay? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, This morning you said something très unfortunate. C’est unforgivable. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I did? I’m sorry, I was not aware of saying anything unfortunate! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Oui, très unfortunate. That you were going […]
Dear Puffin, What was all that noise last night? Love, Carolyn Madame, As usual vous rudely bring up the petit unpleasantness. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Petit? Hardly. You make such a big production about a simple hairball. Love, Carolyn Dear Madame, Then you do know what the noise was about, […]
Bonjour Madame, Je vous en prie, could you find it in yourself to bring the bird feeder indoors so that we could have the chickadees inside? Merci! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, Ma vie est plein d’ennui. Boring boring boring. Toujours la même chose. Just open […]
Cher Madame, Does Madame still refuse to believe that I am French? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Puff, honey, you were picked up on the streets of South Central Los Angeles when you were a tiny kitten. I don’t think you got there from France. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Alors, still, Madame […]
Bonjour Madame, Je voudrais complain about the Spotted One who insists upon sleeping on the bed. Near me. I do not care to share the bed with her. Not only is she a moron, she is insane. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You and Mia need to work this out yourselves. Yes, she […]
Bonjour Madame, Mia tells me I should listen to some singer named Yelle. Mais alors, I don’t care to. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Why not, Puff? You’d probably like her because she’s French. Sincerely, Carolyn Cher Madame, She is une pop singer. I don’t listen to pop music. Regards, M. Le Poufin […]
Cher Madame, I’ve been hearing about a large rabbit. C’est très alarming. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Could it be you are referring to the Easter Bunny? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Oui, that’s the one. Molly says he plans to steal the eggs from our chickens. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear […]
