Dear Poppy, I’m disappointed that you chewed through yet another leash. Love, Carolyn Mommy! I didn’t do it on purpose! XOXOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Of course you did. Love, Carolyn Mommy! I didn’t mean to. It got inside my mouth. XOXOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, This was your good leash, your really […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Is it true that all dogs are supposed to love cars? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Many do. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, What’s that all about? I don’t like cars. I’d rather not ride in a car. Cars just make me uncomfortable. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest […]
Mommy! The holiday week was so much FUN!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I’m so glad you had a good time. We’re all still recovering from your enthusiasm. Love, Carolyn Mommy! It was so exciting that your daughter came to visit and brought her dog Mika! She’s a Corgi! I love Corgis! Mika and […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Poppy and I would prefer it if you no longer bathed us. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I’m sorry, I know you hate baths. But it’s something that humans consider very important. If you live with us you have to bathe. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Your people are […]
Dear Alpha Mom, We’ve come to one of those dreadful times again, when your people go nuts. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, My people? You mean humans? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Yes of course I mean humans. Who else gets completely unhinged every year in October? You scared the daylights out […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I have bad news for you. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Oh my, now what? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, I found a turkey feather in the back yard. They’re back. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, We haven’t had turkeys in the back yard. It was probably […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I lost you today in the garden. I was busy with a good smell and I didn’t hear you go back into the house. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I wasn’t going to leave you out there. I came back out to check on you a few minutes later. Love, […]
Dearest Molly, I heard a story on NPR about dogs with OCD. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, OCD? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Why on earth would you bring this up to me? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Oh, I thought […]
Dearest Molly, We will be going away for the weekend. But there is nothing for you to worry about. Regina will come by several times a day to take care of all of you. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Thank god it will be Regina. She’s family. We love her. I am so worried […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I’m afraid I’ve lost the bell. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I’m sure it’s somewhere in the room. Probably under the sofa. This is what happens when you whack it instead of tapping it. Or when you run it across the floor while you ring it, dribbling it like a […]
