Dear Mom,Sometimes I don’t know what you are going on about. Like when you laugh loudly.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Dogs don’t really have a sense of humor.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Humor is when one of us falls down?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,What?Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,You laughed when Winston fell off the windowsill. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,That really was funny. […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I’m worried about this drought. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, It is serious. California is very very dry. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Is this why we have dead lavender in our front yard? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I’m afraid so. I haven’t been watering that […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I love my coat. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I know you do. It looks lovely on you. And stylish. Animal prints are very fashionable. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Actually I like it because it’s warm. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s very practical of you. I’m […]
Mommy, I don’t understand half of what Puffin says. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That’s because half of what he says is in French. Love, Carolyn Mommy, He came here from France? XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, No, he didn’t. Puffin isn’t French. He’s from Los Angeles. From the gutters of South Central LA […]
Dear Alpha Mom, This scratching post is unsettling. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Unsettling? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, The cats attack this post like they want to rip it apart. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, They do want to. They love to scratch. It’s an instinct. Love, Carolyn […]
Mommy, I have no idea what to do with this thing. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It’s a toy, sweetie! Love, Carolyn Mommy, It looks like a weapon. I’m really not a weapon kind of dog. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It’s not a weapon, honey. It’s a tug-toy. You bite one end and […]
Dear Alpha Mom, What should we do if you don’t come home? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly Is this about the predators again? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, It’s not just the predators. Though they are the biggest threat. Predators could get you and we’d never know it. But what if you […]
Mommy, Am I a wolf? XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, No, sweetie, you’re a dog. Specifically a Spitz. Love, Carolyn Mommy, Mia says I am a wolf. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Well, you sort of have a wolf appearance. But that of a very fluffy, soft wolf. A very lady-like wolf. Now that […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Poppy says she doing drugs now. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, She wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Is this a gateway drug to heroin? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, No, Sweetie, you worry too much. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Is […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Mia says that I’m a celebrity. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s lovely, Sweetie. And what is she basing this on? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, She says I won Cutest Dog. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s right, you did! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, […]
