Dear Puffin, You look like a real hunter! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, I am a real hunter. This catfish toy is my prey. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Of course it is. And it is excellent exercise. You are looking very svelte these days! Congratulations! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mon diet […]
Dear Puffin, The vet has reminded me that we need to be vigilant about your diet. Désolé. I know this subject distresses you. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Comment? The kind woman avec le blond hair? Dit-elle cela? She said cette nonsense? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Sadly it’s not nonsense. You are still […]
Madame, Il faut dire, Thanksgiving, c’etait un holiday cruel. Yesterday was an abomination. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m surprised! I would have thought you’d be all in favor of a holiday that revolves around food. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Oui, food. Yesterday tout le monde talked of rien but food all day […]
Cher Madame, Je voudrais avoir un phone. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Why on earth would you want a phone? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, I shouldn’t need to explain this to you. Avec un phone c’est possible to send Madame text messages. All day long. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, […]
