Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: barking dog

On It!

Dear Poppy,I’ve been so annoyed by your barking, sweetie, and now I read an article about Spitz breeds and find out it is a feature of the German Spitz!Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,German Spitz? Is that me?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,It is indeed.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,What does feature mean?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,It means they think it’s a good thing. […]

Blackmail

Cher Madame,The mutt Poppy gets les treats all day long. Toujours les treats.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You get treats sometimes too, sweetie.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Zut alors, not all day long!Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,Maybe she does get a few more. I’ve been working with her on her barking.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,A few more? Madame deludes […]

Notifications

Dear Mom,The guy on the scooter went by again!!!!!!!!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I know. You notified us. But I wish you wouldn’t bark every time he goes by.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,But it’s so exciting!!!!!!!!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,And then late last night everything was quiet and suddenly you were barking like a crazy dog. It startled us […]

Barky

Dear Poppy,I wish we could do something about your barking.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Do something?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Maybe do a little less.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Now I’m confused.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I’m sorry. But your barking has become a problem. I have to ask you to stop barking at everything.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,I don’t bark at everything! There are […]

Barky

Dear Poppy,I love your enthusiasm, but maybe we should work on your barking.Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy,I don’t need to work on it! I’m a terrific barker!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Like I said, I love your enthusiasm. But you are way too barky. I’m thinking we might dial it down.Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy,What does that […]