Stuff Dogs Know
by carolynholm
Dear Poppy,
I notice that you are right at the door when I get home. Before I even put the key in the lock! How do you know it’s me? We live in a busy neighborhood – there are people parking in front and walking by all the time.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
That’s so easy! I hear the beep-beep of your car when your clicker locks it. Dogs know this stuff.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Doesn’t it sound the same as Bob’s car, right across the street?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
It’s a different sound. Dogs know this stuff.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Ok, I’m impressed. What else do dogs know? For instance, what do dogs know about squirrels?
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Dogs know EVERYTHING about squirrels.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Everything? That’s a lot to know.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Dogs know there is only one thing to do with squirrels. CHASE THEM!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I guess that covers it.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
And dogs know lots of other stuff. Dogs know the sound of the delivery truck. It’s a heads-up situation when it stops in front of our house.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
It is indeed. I appreciate the announcement bark.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
And the sound of the mailbox opening when the mailman pushes stuff in it.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Ok, that brings on another helpful announcement bark.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom
Dogs know which leash belongs to them! This leash is my special leash!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
It is indeed.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Dogs know the difference between your house shoes, your going-for-a-walk shoes, and your going-out-without-me shoes.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You do pay special attention to shoes.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Dogs know which pocket has the dog treats. And if your hand is in that pocket, a treat is coming!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I’ve noticed that! When I call you to come in from the garden, I find I get a much faster response when I have my hand in that pocket.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Dogs know that cat poop is delicious.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Ewwww. No comment.
Carolyn
Dear Mom,
And dogs know when it is 5:00.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Your dinner time. Somehow without a watch you do know exactly when it is 5:00.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Puffin knows that too. Even though he is not a dog.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Puffin is a very smart cat. Cats know stuff too.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Dogs know what the oven does!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You do? What do you think ovens do?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
The oven changes the way food smells!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Fair enough, it does do that.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Dogs know that most lamps need a human hand to make light, but some lamps magically make light all by themselves.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s because we have timers on a couple of our lamps. Remember Molly, the little terrier who was very elderly when you came to us? She was extremely alarmed by the magic of lamp timers. She never got used to that idea – she was startled every time.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Of course I remember Molly! She’s the one who told me to watch out for those weird lamps.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
She knew it was unnatural for a lamp to turn on by itself. Molly was the smartest dog I’ve ever known.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I’m not the smartest dog?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You are the softest, sweetest dog I’ve ever known.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
But I know all the dog stuff.
XOXO Poppy
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