Seduction
by carolynholm
Dear Puffin,
What are you gurgling about?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Moi, I do not do the gurgle.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
But you do, sweetie! You gurgle, chortle, chirp. Other cats meow, but you, you’re a singer. You are singing to the Treat Jar.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours les remarks of sarcasm against moi.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m not being sarcastic. I love your singing. And what do I call you? I call you my Handsome Dude. That’s not sarcastic. So keep singing!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
It is, peut-étre, part of mon opération séduction. Mon charm offensive.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You never cease to amaze me. You are engaged in a charm offensive? Against the Treat Jar?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
C’est necessaire. Life she is a war. Il faut take le offensive whenever possible.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You do know how to be offensive.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Encore, le sarcasm.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m sorry. I can’t seem to resist. But your life looks pretty easy from where I’m sitting.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Il faut stand avec vigilance.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Vigilant against what, a cookie jar?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Out, Le Treat Jar, je charm it for treats. One can hope. Et Le food bowl when she is empty. I charm le bowl so she gets filled.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Seriously? Your empty food bowl?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Oui! Le food bowl! C’est un enemy formidable. Il faut seduce le food bowl. Avec mon regard. I give it my killer look.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Well, don’t forget that I’m the one who fills that empty bowl, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Fill, non, the bowl she is not filled. Madame is stingy with le kibble.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
We all know why I can’t fill the bowl, Puff honey. You are a fat little cat and Dr. Virk was quite explicit about your diet.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours there is no respect for moi, un pauvre little chat.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You’re probably right. You’re an irresistible target.
Love, Carolyn
Get this weekly blog delivered every Friday to your In Box! It’s easy to subscribe: scroll up to the top of the blog page, enter your email address in the subscription box on the right, and click the subscribe button. If you are reading this in an email, go to blog.carolynholm.com to find the subscription box. (And if you’ve already subscribed, multiple paws are raised to salute you!)
