Resolutions
by carolynholm
Madame,
I am ready for Le New Year’s Celebrations.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Should I be worried?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Le sarcasm is not very attractive.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m sorry. For some reason you bring that out in me. What are your plans for New Year’s?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Je suis dressed in le perfect attire. Je suis un Tuxedo Domestic Shorthair, n’est ce pas? Perfect! Mon tuxedo, c’est comme il faut.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
That’s so true – you are perfectly attired for a New Year’s celebration!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And I have a list of recommended New Year’s Resolutions for you.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You have resolutions for me? Puff Honey, it doesn’t work that way. I need to make them for myself. Your resolutions should be for you to make.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
I have no need for les resolutions. But since Madame never bothers to make resolutions herself, here I offer you un suggestion: Madame should resolve to sedate Poppy. She is far too bouncy.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m not going to sedate the dog. And if you have any more ideas please keep them to yourself. Meanwhile my New Year’s Resolution will be to find a way to mediate the whole lot of you and get some peace and quiet in 2015!
Love, Carolyn
