Privilege
by carolynholm
Dear Mom,
Puffin says that he and Winston get Special Privileges because they are cats.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You all do, sweetie. This is a very privileged household.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
The cats have more privileges. They get to sleep on the bed!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
There simply isn’t room for everyone to pile onto the bed. You get to sleep right next to the bed. How lucky is that!!!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
That’s not the same.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Okay. You get to go outside. The cats don’t have that privilege.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Well, okay. But Winston gets to be picked up!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You don’t even like to be picked up!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
The cats get treats from Dad’s desk.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Honey, you get treats from my pocket.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Puffin has special spots all over the house.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You have special spots, sweetie. A bed in the bedroom, one under the coffee table, one under the table in my office.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Three. Three beds. The cats have special round cat beds everywhere – on your bed, in the dining room with a view of the wild bird feeder, on the chairs in the living room, on the back of the sofa.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
There are a lot of them because the beds are a containment system for the fur.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
The cats are allowed on the sofa!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s true. But just think if you were allowed there. With all that fluffy hair of yours, our nice green sofa would soon turn from green to blonde.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
My blonde fur is lovely! You always say so.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s so true! But not on a sofa.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Puffin says dogs aren’t sophisticated enough to sit on a sofa.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Seriously, what do I always say about listening to the cats?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
You say, don’t believe the cats when you go away and they say that you were eaten by predators?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Well, that too. But I always say don’t pay attention to what the cats say. That’s what I always say about listening to the cats.
Love, Carolyn
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