Possessed
by carolynholm
Dear Mommy,
Fat Boy has been giving me his Death Stare to bully me out of the window cushion. I think you should make him sleep in the other room.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You and Puffin need to work this out between yourselves.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Also he won’t stop speaking in French. What is wrong with him? It’s driving me crazy.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I think Puffin has been watching Henri on YouTube. That’s the only thing I can think of.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I think he’s possessed. We should have him exorcised. I think they do that at the animal shelter.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
He’s not possessed, he’s delusional. And we are not going to send Puffin to the animal shelter. Let’s hope his French is just a phase. Maybe he’ll grow tired of it.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Let’s not completely rule out the Animal Shelter.
Love, Mia
