Meezer Club
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
Who is Mia? Puffin says she is the cat on this mug.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Ah, our Mia. She was quite a cat. She charmed everyone.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Puffin says that I am Mia’s replacement.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Well, yes and no. She could never be replaced. But we did have an opening for another cat after she died.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
And I got the job?
Winston
Dear Winston,
You did! You were just a handful of fluff then, with a tiny squeaky voice. Who knew what a magnificent Meezer House Puma you would become.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Puffin says Mia and I are both Meezers. I don’t even know what a Meezer is.
Winston
Dear Winston,
It’s a nickname for Siamese cats. Siamese, Si-meezer. Get it?
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I guess so. But Mia and I are different colors.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Mia was a Lynx Point Siamese, and you are a Seal Point Siamese. But you are both Meezers
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
And there’s a Meezer Club!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I say that because you two do some of the same things. When you arrived you had a lot of choices for cat beds, and you went straight to Mia’s favorite and made it yours.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Because it’s near you!
Winston
Dear Winston,
That’s sweet. And it’s SO Meezer to feel that way. And you like to sit at the kitchen table with me at mealtimes. With your head just above the tabletop. Just like Mia! We’ve always called that chair “Mia’s Chair”.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Sometimes you give me a treat when I sit there. You gave me a little piece of cheese at lunch.
Winston
Dear Winston,
That might have a lot to do with this habit. But I have to add, it has never occurred to Puffin to sit there.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Because he isn’t in the Meezer Club!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
That’s right. Another thing you and Mia have in common is your Gotcha. Sometimes, when I’m stroking you, rubbing your head and face, and you are purring and purring, suddenly you turn and bite me. A Gotcha moment.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
That’s because I need you to stop.
Winston
Dear Winston,
I get that. You get over stimulated. It is disconcerting, though. I wish I had some warning! I had the same issue with Mia.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Mia is on a mug. I want to be on a mug.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Yes! I should get right on that.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Is the mug a Meezer Club thing?
Winston
Dear Winston,
No, sweetie, Puffin is on a mug too. And so is Poppy. It’s your turn next.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
And was Mia The Spawn of the Devil like me?
Winston
Dear Winston,
I just called you that as a joke, when you were racing around the house with Super Zoomies, knocking things over. Mia didn’t do that so much.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
What about Puffin?
Winston
Dear Winston,
As a kitten Puffin was the most destructive youngster I’ve ever had in our household. He once knocked over a five foot tall Ficus tree that we had in the living room. There was dirt everywhere, all over the rug.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Puffin did that?????
Winston
Dear Winston,
Hard to believe, right? He’s such a dignified old cat.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Will I be dignified when my picture is on a mug?
Winston
Dear Winston,
We’ll see.
Love, Carolyn
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