Le Purebred
by carolynholm
Bonjour Madame,
The Spotted One insists she is Siamese. She can’t be, she is spotted. She needs to be informed of this.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Mia is correct, she’s a Lynx Point Siamese.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Bonjour Madame,
That is a disappointment. Also Molly says you told her she is 100% Terrier. I’m sure that I am le purebred aussi.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
No, you are simply a DSH. Domestic Shorthair. And it isn’t a breed, it’s a category. I’m sorry.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Bonjour Madame,
DSH sounds so froid et scientific. Now I am depressed.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s just a name Sweetie. You are a Tuxedo DSH! That’s very elegant!
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Bonjour Madame,
Mais oui, certainment je suis elegant. But je pense que you are misinformed about Feline Breeds. I am quite sure that I am le purebred DSL Tuxedo. I am certainly more aristocratic than Molly, who you insist is a 100% Terrier.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
That was a joke. God knows what she is. Molly is a mix of several terrier breeds.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Bonjour Madame,
Dommage. I’m sure she is desolated about that. But what can she expect? She is a mess. For that one every day is a bad hair day.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
