Kidnapped
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Je suis EXHAUSTED. Today was an outrage.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I know, you are upset.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madam,
This poor innocent petit cat was kidnapped. KIDNAPPED.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You weren’t kidnapped, honey.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madam,
I was! I was kidnapped this morning. C’était outrageous.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
That wasn’t kidnapping, Puff honey. Kidnapping is when someone comes along and takes you away against your will… well okay, I guess you could call it kidnapping. It was sort of like kidnapping. But we were just taking you to the vet.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madam,
I was lounging innocently on the bed when Monsieur grabbed me and stuffed me in a box.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It was a carrier.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
A box. And then the kidnappers drove me in the nasty car. To the place where people poke cats. C’est humiliating.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I know it was. I’m sorry. But there was no way around the poke. They needed to take your temperature.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
You et Monsieur were in collusion avec the kidnappers.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Okay we were the kidnappers. It was just for your annual vet visit. You won’t have to go again until next year!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
This pauvre petit cat can never trust Madame et Monsieur again.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Calm down. You’ll have forgotten it by dinnertime.
Love, Carolyn
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