Good Advice

by carolynholm

Good Advice

Dear Mommy,

Mia likes to play!

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

She does indeed. I’m so glad you two have become pals.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

She’s not like Puffin. He’s terrifying.

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

That’s because he’s afraid of you.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

I know you always like to be right, but I think this time you don’t get it. That cat is not afraid of me. He charges at me. He ambushes me. He hisses at me. He says really really bad things to me.

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

He’s just acting crazy tough because he’s afraid of you.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

He is acting crazy tough because he’s a thug.

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

Maybe a little. But mostly he’s a big baby.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

What am I supposed to do when he comes charging at me?

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

Stand your ground! Don’t let him bully you.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Seriously? Stand my ground????? And get my face ripped by his huge claws?

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

I think he would be shocked if you stood your ground.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Mia says he would slash my face.

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

She does? Okay. Well then. I’d go along with whatever Mia says. So you should probably run.

Love, Carolyn

 

Dear Mommy,

Really fast.

XOXOXO

Poppy

 

Dear Poppy,

Yes, really fast.

Love, Carolyn

 

 

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