Good Advice
by carolynholm
Dear Mommy,
Mia likes to play!
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
She does indeed. I’m so glad you two have become pals.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
She’s not like Puffin. He’s terrifying.
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s because he’s afraid of you.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I know you always like to be right, but I think this time you don’t get it. That cat is not afraid of me. He charges at me. He ambushes me. He hisses at me. He says really really bad things to me.
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
He’s just acting crazy tough because he’s afraid of you.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
He is acting crazy tough because he’s a thug.
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Maybe a little. But mostly he’s a big baby.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
What am I supposed to do when he comes charging at me?
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Stand your ground! Don’t let him bully you.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Seriously? Stand my ground????? And get my face ripped by his huge claws?
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I think he would be shocked if you stood your ground.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Mia says he would slash my face.
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
She does? Okay. Well then. I’d go along with whatever Mia says. So you should probably run.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Really fast.
XOXOXO
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Yes, really fast.
Love, Carolyn
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