Fake News

by carolynholm

Dear Mommy,
I read the newspaper every day now!!!!!!!
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
I’m so proud of you! It’s very important to be informed.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mommy,
I’ll know all about how to vote when it’s time.
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
I love your enthusiasm, sweetie, but I’m sorry, cats can’t vote.
Love, Carolyn 

Dear Mommy,
That’s voter suppression!!!!! I don’t know why I shouldn’t be allowed to vote. I know everything that is going on.
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
That’s commendable! I’m proud of you.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mommy,
Like the boys playing the loud music and their parents hate it.
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
I don’t know that news item.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mommy,
Or the little kid that farts and his big sister can’t stand him.
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
This was in the news?
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mommy,
And the sarcastic cat that likes pizza. That’s in the news all the time.
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
Wait. You mean Garfield? You are talking about the comics.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mommy,
I’m talking about the newspaper. I read all the news.
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
You’re reading the comics, honey. That’s not real news.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mommy,
It’s Fake News!!!!!!!!! I’ve been reading fake news!!!!! That’s so exciting!!!!!
Love, Mia

Dear Mia,
It’s everywhere.
Love, Carolyn

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