Fake News
by carolynholm
Dear Mommy,
I read the newspaper every day now!!!!!!!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I’m so proud of you! It’s very important to be informed.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I’ll know all about how to vote when it’s time.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I love your enthusiasm, sweetie, but I’m sorry, cats can’t vote.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
That’s voter suppression!!!!! I don’t know why I shouldn’t be allowed to vote. I know everything that is going on.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
That’s commendable! I’m proud of you.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Like the boys playing the loud music and their parents hate it.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I don’t know that news item.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Or the little kid that farts and his big sister can’t stand him.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
This was in the news?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
And the sarcastic cat that likes pizza. That’s in the news all the time.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Wait. You mean Garfield? You are talking about the comics.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I’m talking about the newspaper. I read all the news.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You’re reading the comics, honey. That’s not real news.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
It’s Fake News!!!!!!!!! I’ve been reading fake news!!!!! That’s so exciting!!!!!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
It’s everywhere.
Love, Carolyn
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Psssttttt, Mia? We suspect that your Mommy is trying to confuse you. Don’t be taken in!
Purrs,
The Chans