Dress Code
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Winston is very proud of his cuff.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
He is indeed!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
It’s annoying. He says it makes him more stylish than the rest of us.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
That’s so cute. All it is, it’s just where they shaved his leg for the IV when he was in the hospital.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Voilà. C’est medical. It is nothing about style. That is why it is annoying. Because this petit cat, je suis all about the style.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You are both very handsome cats.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Je suis le Tuxedo. That is much more of the style.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin
Tuxedo cats are traditionally black and white, and technically you are charcoal grey and white.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
The grey and white is a more formal Tuxedo. With pink accessories.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Accessories! You mean like the pink nose and the pink beans?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Beans? Comment????? Of what does Madame refer to, the beans?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Beans are a cute name for a cat’s neat little round pads. That’s what they look like. Pink beans on your feet. Black beans on Winston’s.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
The Winston has the black accessories. Poppy doesn’t have any proper accessories.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
She doesn’t have beans, but she is dressed to the nines. All those skirts and that plume of a tail.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
She thinks she is properly presented, but her look it is vulgar. Regarde the ears. The ears are preposterous.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I think her ears were designed by Dr. Seuss.
Love, Carolyn
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