Deception
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Madame is not fair.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Because I get annoyed with you for keeping us awake with your early morning singing?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Oui, c’est ça, and also The Best Cat Ever title.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
What about it? You love to be called that!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Yesterday you said Winston was The Best Cat Ever.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Not this again.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
C’est important. Winston? The Best Cat Ever? We all know this is a lie, Madame. Ouf. And on many occasions Madame even pronounced Mia The Best Cat Ever.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
She was.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
She was insufferable. But she is gone now. And Madame calls this petit cat The Best Cat Ever.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I do from time to time. You’re a wonderful cat on occasion.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Madame is calling ALL the cats The Best Cat Ever.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m lucky to live with so many outstanding cats!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
That’s not all. You call Poppy The Best Girl Ever.
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I do.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Does your daughter know this?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Not if I don’t tell her.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And do you have a Best Boy Ever? A Best Dog Ever?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I might have several.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
How does Madame sleep at night with all this deception?
Regards, M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s not deception! Each was the Best at the very moment that I said it!
Love, Carolyn
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