CBD
by carolynholm
Dear Mom,
I’m a little worried about the new treats.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Why are you worried? Have the cats said something about them? I’ve told you not to listen to the cats!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
No this time it’s Dad. He says I’m going to get stoned on the new treats.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Oh dear. He’s kidding, sweetie. They are just CBD chews. They won’t get you stoned. Exactly.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Exactly? What do you mean exactly?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Hopefully they will help you become less anxious. We’re just trying them out.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Why was Dad kidding about the treats?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s just something humans like to do. We forget that you take things so literally.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
So the CBD chews are because I’m anxious?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Yes, I’m hoping they will help you. Your PTSD has been happening a lot lately, every time we laugh loudly. I’d love to get my hands on the person who hurt you when you were young.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Wait. I’m getting the CBD chews because someone hurt me?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Oh honey, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have brought that up.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Now I’m confused. I thought you just gave me a chew because I sat so nicely when you said sit.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s exactly right! You are getting the chews because they are a nice treat for a very good dog!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I’m sitting very nicely now.
XOXO Poppy
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Dear Poppy,
My advice is to just enjoy the chews and not think too difficult thoughts about them, regardless of what your daddy says! Humans have bizarre senses of humour sometimes!
Woofs
Your French Cousin
Oliver