Hey Mom,We all got together today. For a meeting.Winston Dear Winston,That sounds serious. Are you sure it wasn’t just to hang out?Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,No. We had something to discuss. And they’re making me do the hard part.Winston Dear Winston,That doesn’t sound fair. But I’m sure you’ll rise to the occasion.Love, Carolyn Mom,We have something […]
Hey Mom,I love the hall rug!!!Winston Dear Winston,I got some material to stick it to the floor so it won’t go anywhere when you come flying through.Love, Carolyn Mom,But I love it when it scoots with me! Woohoo!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,No kidding. Your zoomies were leaving it all twisted up.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,But it’s so much fun!Winston […]
Hey Mom,Why do you scream when we play?Winston Dear Winston,When you grab my hand with your teeth and claws, it hurts!Love, Carolyn Mom,I use Soft Paws in the Hand Grab Game!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,You start out with the soft paws, but you soon forget and grab at me with extended claws. In full Murder Mitt mode. Love, […]
Hey Mom,I like the vet. He is very gentle, and he said my coat is gorgeous!!!Winston Dear Winston,It is gorgeous! You’d never know you were sick.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,I love the new food!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,I’m so glad you do!Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,Did the nice vet give it to us?Winston Dear Winston,No, sweetie, I got it for you.Love, […]
Hey Mom,I have a new name for myself. You can call me Slim Shady.Winston Dear Winston,That name has been taken. It’s the nickname of a famous rap singer.Love, Carolyn Mom,I know!!!! Eminem said I could use it too.Winston Dear Winston,I kinda doubt that, sweetie.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The name fits me perfectly, because I’m skinny and […]
Hey Mom,Puffin says he does the sports. Winston Dear Winston,He does! He’s quite the athlete when he chases that prey on the end of my wand.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,He insists I don’t know how to do his sport correctly. He says there are fine points in the game that I get completely wrong. He calls me […]
Hey Mom,Puffin was making a funny meow because Louie was looking in the patio window!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,I heard that too! It sounded odd, so I came into the living room and there they were – Puffin and Louie, eyeball to eyeball through the patio window!Love, Carolyn Mom!!!It was so EXCITING!!!!!!! Louie is the coolest cat […]
Hey Mom,I totally don’t understand Puffin’s game. Winston Dear Winston,That’s ok honey, it’s very different from your kind of play. You don’t even understand how to play with the feather wand.Love, Carolyn Mom,His game has so many rules!Winston Dear Winston,He does have a few.Love, Carolyn Mom,He loves rules!Winston Dear Winston,He likes structure in his life.Love, Carolyn […]
Mom,You called me Muffin!!! That’s a thing people eat!Winston Dear Winston,Calm down, I’m not going to eat you. Love, Carolyn Mom,Why do you call me that???Winston Dear Winston,It’s a loving name. Sometimes I call Puffin “Puffin Muffin”. He won’t admit it, but he really likes that.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,It’s loving to call someone food?Winston Dear Winston,Sometimes […]
Mom!Why are you doing this to me?????!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,Someday you will appreciate this nice little jacket! Try standing up. You don’t have to crawl when you wear it. And you can walk forward. No need to crawl backwards.Love, Carolyn Mom,Why why why why why!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,You’ll get used to it! When you do, we can […]
