Hey Mom,Who is Mia? Puffin says she is the cat on this mug. Winston Dear Winston,Ah, our Mia. She was quite a cat. She charmed everyone.Love, Carolyn Mom,Puffin says that I am Mia’s replacement.Winston Dear Winston,Well, yes and no. She could never be replaced. But we did have an opening for another cat after she died.Love, Carolyn […]
Mom,Which team are you on?Winston Dear Winston,Which team?Love, Carolyn Mom,You were telling your friend that there’s Team Cat and Team Dog in our house.Winston Winston,That’s for sure!Carolyn Mom,Which one are you on?Winston Winston,Well that’s hard to say. Are you keeping score?Love, Carolyn Mom,No! I’m just confused. Team Cat and Team Dog aren’t the only teams!Winston […]
Hey Mom,We’re having a Valentine moment!Winston Dear Winston,Yes you are! I love that you all get along so well. You three are so sweet!Love, Carolyn Mom,Mostly.Winston Dear Winston,Well okay, Puffin tells you to get lost when you jump on the bed. Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,He wants you all to himself!!!Winston Dear Winston,He’s an old guy, and […]
Dear Winston,Why don’t you ever let me carry you? When I pick you up, half the time you fly off in a wild panic and I get slashed! And yesterday you took off and ripped my sweatshirt with your hind claw. Love, Carolyn Mom,It was an accident.Winston Dear Winston,I saw news footage of a woman fleeing […]
Mom!The bird in the box is CHIRPING!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,The what?Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The Bird in the Box!!!!Winston Dear Winston,What bird? What box?Love, Carolyn Mom,The bird in the box in the living room.Winston Dear Winston,You mean the TV?Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The box filled with the things that move!Winston Dear Winston,Ok, you mean the TV.Love, Carolyn Hey […]
Hey Mom,We all got together today. For a meeting.Winston Dear Winston,That sounds serious. Are you sure it wasn’t just to hang out?Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,No. We had something to discuss. And they’re making me do the hard part.Winston Dear Winston,That doesn’t sound fair. But I’m sure you’ll rise to the occasion.Love, Carolyn Mom,We have something […]
Hey Mom,I love the hall rug!!!Winston Dear Winston,I got some material to stick it to the floor so it won’t go anywhere when you come flying through.Love, Carolyn Mom,But I love it when it scoots with me! Woohoo!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,No kidding. Your zoomies were leaving it all twisted up.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,But it’s so much fun!Winston […]
Hey Mom,Why do you scream when we play?Winston Dear Winston,When you grab my hand with your teeth and claws, it hurts!Love, Carolyn Mom,I use Soft Paws in the Hand Grab Game!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,You start out with the soft paws, but you soon forget and grab at me with extended claws. In full Murder Mitt mode. Love, […]
Hey Mom,I like the vet. He is very gentle, and he said my coat is gorgeous!!!Winston Dear Winston,It is gorgeous! You’d never know you were sick.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,I love the new food!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,I’m so glad you do!Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,Did the nice vet give it to us?Winston Dear Winston,No, sweetie, I got it for you.Love, […]
Hey Mom,I have a new name for myself. You can call me Slim Shady.Winston Dear Winston,That name has been taken. It’s the nickname of a famous rap singer.Love, Carolyn Mom,I know!!!! Eminem said I could use it too.Winston Dear Winston,I kinda doubt that, sweetie.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The name fits me perfectly, because I’m skinny and […]
