Cher Madame,The dinner yesterday was five minutes late. It was necessary to remind Madame. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I’m sorry, sweetie. I was finishing something.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,There is a clock in the house that Madame should use.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I do. And I suspect you use it as well.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Mais […]
Dear Puffin,I had a conversation with Dr. Judd today. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,This petit cat does not want to go back there. The vet people are rude.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,No, I understand. So do they. But we have good news, your diabetes is under control! Your numbers are now normal. The medicine is working.Love, […]
Dear Puffin,What was that crashing sound?Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,C’etait the rude surprise.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I’m guessing it was Winston creating the surprise.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Oui, the Winston unceremoniously jumped this petit and elegant cat.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I would imagine it would be hard to jump someone ceremoniously.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Toujours le […]
Cher Madame,This petit cat is resenting being called undignified names.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You are? Who is doing this to you?Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,It is being conducted by Madame herself.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,Oh! I’m sorry. What did I call you?Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,It is useless to pretend you don’t remember, Madame. You […]
Cher Madame,It is the breakfast time. Madame she is retarded yet again.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,In English that doesn’t mean late. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Madame is being difficult.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,Seriously? You’re going to give me a hard time just as you ask for more food?Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,It is clear that Madame […]
Dear PuffinI love your morning greeting. Even if it is a bit early for me.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Early? Surely Madame is making the little joke.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin6:00 is on the early side for me. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Madame does like her sleep. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear PuffinBut still, I love when you jump […]
Cher Madame,The brushing every day is appreciated.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,That’s because you get treats when I brush you.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Toujours le sarcasm. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I’m not being sarcastic! The treats are necessary because you were cursing me every time I tried to brush you.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,The treats are delicious. […]
Cher Madame,That petite dog is visiting us again.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,He is. And we’re glad to have Musso here because he’s part of the family. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Mon Dieu, he is that?Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You know he is, because he’s with my daughter’s household.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,But he’s not in our […]
Cher Madame,The Poppy says she has only One Job. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,That’s what I tell her.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Why do you need her to announce dogs passing by? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,That’s not her One Job! That just freelancing.Love, Carolyn Cher MadameWhat’s her One Job? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,To take me […]
Dear Puffin,What are we going to DO with you? Carolyn Cher Madame,C’est regarding…?Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You know what this is regarding, Puffin. Last night we woke up to a terrible crash, because you had wrestled Winston’s feeder right off the cabinet.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,The feeder she jumped. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,It hit the […]
