Carnage

by carolynholm

Dear Poppy,
I’m sorry, I’ll have to take your stuffy away.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
Why????? It’s so much fun!!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy

Dear Poppy,
You are pulling the stuffing out, and you were trying to tear off the head. That was horrifying.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
I know!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy

Dear Poppy,
You are such a sweet creature, but you are a terror with a plush animal.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
That’s what we do with plush animals!!!!!
XOXO Poppy

Dear Poppy,
A lot of dogs cuddle with their soft toys.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
Just cuddle?
XOXO Poppy

Dear Poppy,
Yes, and mouth them. But gently. Just getting them very wet and disgusting looking. Not eviscerating them.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
Are you annoyed because you had to clean up the mess?
XOXO Poppy

Dear Poppy,
There was stuffing everywhere. I didn’t know such a small plush animal could have so much packed inside it.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
Well, good thing I took care of it. Now it’s not nearly so stuffed. I’m sure it feels better now. So can I have it back?
XOXO Poppy

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