Authority

by carolynholm

Cher Madame,
Because je suis le cat with the badge, il faut that I give Madame some necessary feedback. 
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
The badge? Are you referring to the spot on your chest?
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Mais oui, but of course. Mon badge.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
And this badge confers some sort of special authority?
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
This goes without saying. It is strange that Madame is ignorant of the power of le badge.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
And this feedback, it is about what, exactly?
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
There have been the irregularities. The schedule she has been loosely applied.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I don’t know what you are complaining about. I just gave you your breakfast at an absolutely appropriate time.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
We pauvre tiny cats would appreciate it if you would arise earlier. To provide an earlier breakfast.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
That’s not going to happen, sweetie. Okay, maybe once in a while, but not every morning.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Sometimes the dinner she is late.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
Not very late, sweetie. Anything else you’d like to bring up?
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
The wand games started late last night.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I was finishing the chapter I was reading. Not to mention you and I were having such a nice snuggle while I read. And you know that I’ll play with you as soon as I finish reading. 
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
The snuggle was very nice, but this fudging of the times, Madame has a very cavalier attitude about le schedule. 
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I think you are exceeding your authority. I may need to have you demoted. In that case, we’d have to figure out how to remove your badge.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Toujours le sarcasm.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

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