Alert Rules
by carolynholm
Dear Poppy,
We need to have a talk.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I love our talks!!!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
We need to talk about the barking.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Barking is hugely important.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy
Once in a while. A lot of the time it is hugely annoying.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
It’s how I protect you!!!!! You need to be notified!!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Let’s talk about just what actually needs notification. So, for starters, keep on with the barking if someone approaches our front door.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Yes!!!!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
But when we are trying to talk with them, you can stop. And definitely stop when we invite them in.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
But the barks keep coming out.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s what needs to stop.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
That sounds like a bad rule.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
It’s a good rule. Always, if it’s my rule, it’s a good rule.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
What about the back door?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Same rules apply. And, by the way, the postman doesn’t count. He comes by every day. You don’t need to let us know. But deliveries, ok, let us know.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Got it.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Finally, you don’t need to bark every time someone with a dog walks past. Everyone in Berkeley has a dog. And they all seem to walk past our door.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
We live in a great neighborhood for walking!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
We do indeed. But you don’t have to bark at the dogs.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
What if I just bark when it’s a dog l I know personally?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Are you counting dogs you’ve never actually met, but you’ve smelled their markings on our walks?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Of course!!!!!!!! That’s how I know them!!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s what I figured. How about we limit it to the dogs you know personally, dogs that you’ve actually met? Spencer, Daisy, Kody, Rosie… well not Rosie, she’s your arch enemy.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I MUST bark at the enemies!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Ok, fine, how about you can bark for a short time to announce friendly dogs, and maybe for a little bit longer for the arch enemies. But please, knock off the barking every time someone with a dog simply walks within a block of our house.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
What about someone walking a cat?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
No one in our neighborhood walks their cat.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom
It could happen.
XOXO Poppy
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