50 Shades of…
by carolynholm
Dear Mommy,
I really like your red shoes
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Thank you, I do too.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I wish I could wear them.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Sorry, they’re not exactly made for cats. I think you’d find them very uncomfortable. Actually humans generally find them uncomfortable after a while.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I wish cats had wardrobe. High heeled shoes. Scarves. Interesting hats. Our ears get in the way of hats.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You had a little blue collar, but you kept taking it off.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Oh that thing. I didn’t like the collar. I’m really not into bondage.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I thought of it as a necklace.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Oh no, a collar is all about bondage. I’m much more interested in the other side of the equation.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
The other side?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I like your red shoes because I think they look dominating.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Oh dear, where are we going with this?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
At heart I’m a dominatrix.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I should have known.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Puffin thinks he’s so big and tough. He’s a bit of a bully. But sometimes I stand over him with my ears back and my eyes blazing and make him scream.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Sometimes you make me scream.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I love it when you are my sub.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Your sub?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
My submissive.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
And all this time I thought your behavior had more to do with psychotic episodes.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
No. I’m a dominatrix.
