Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: September, 2024

Skunked

Dear Poppy,How is it you got skunked AGAIN?????Love, Carolyn Dear MomHe got me right in the face!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,You ran right up to him, you doofus.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,I didn’t mean to!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Yes you did! When we came outside, you tore right over to that corner of the garden. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,He […]

Slim Shady

Hey Mom,I have a new name for myself. You can call me Slim Shady.Winston Dear Winston,That name has been taken. It’s the nickname of a famous rap singer.Love, Carolyn Mom,I know!!!! Eminem said I could use it too.Winston Dear Winston,I kinda doubt that, sweetie.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The name fits me perfectly, because I’m skinny and […]

Crash

Dear Puffin,What are we going to DO with you? Carolyn Cher Madame,C’est regarding…?Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You know what this is regarding, Puffin. Last night we woke up to a terrible crash, because you had wrestled Winston’s feeder right off the cabinet.Love, Carolyn  Cher Madame,The feeder she jumped. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,It hit the […]

Neighborly

Mom!Stanley Squirrel was here today!!!!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Oh good. I hadn’t seen him since he fell. I’m glad he turned out to be ok. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,This time he didn’t try to leap up to the bird feeder. Not after that twenty foot fall.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,That was an extraordinary thing he was trying to […]