Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: June, 2024

Trail Cam

Mom,You called me Muffin!!! That’s a thing people eat!Winston Dear Winston,Calm down, I’m not going to eat you. Love, Carolyn Mom,Why do you call me that???Winston Dear Winston,It’s a loving name. Sometimes I call Puffin “Puffin Muffin”. He won’t admit it, but he really likes that.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,It’s loving to call someone food?Winston Dear Winston,Sometimes […]

The Service

Cher Madame,The new grooming service is appreciated. Madame is too kind.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I’m so glad you like it! The vet pointed out that you did not seem to be grooming yourself very well, so she recommended a daily brushing.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,This is an embarrassment. She said that this petit cat is […]

The Squad

Dear Mom,Everyone has been wanting my food.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,No one wants your food, sweetie. The cats are just walking past it because your feeder is next to the kitchen door.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Puffin comes over and sniffs it.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,He’s just checking it out. You don’t need to lunge and bark at him.Love, […]

Bondage

Mom!Why are you doing this to me?????!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,Someday you will appreciate this nice little jacket! Try standing up. You don’t have to crawl when you wear it. And you can walk forward. No need to crawl backwards.Love, Carolyn Mom,Why why why why why!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,You’ll get used to it! When you do, we can […]