Hey Mom,Puffin says I have a job to do. For you and Dad. Winston Dear Winston, A job? Do you remember what this job entailed? Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,No tail involved at all. Something about lap time. And it involves peeing. But I told him that you were very particular about where we pee. Definitely not on […]
Dear Puffin,Do you realize we’ve been corresponding for ten years now? Every week for ten years!Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Mais oui, of course. We all know this. Did Madame only come to that conclusion now? Did we need to spell it out for Madame?Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,There is no need to be sarcastic, sweetie. […]
Dear Mom,Puffin says that he and Winston get Special Privileges because they are cats.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,You all do, sweetie. This is a very privileged household.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,The cats have more privileges. They get to sleep on the bed!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,There simply isn’t room for everyone to pile onto the bed. You get […]
Hey Mom,The TV news guy was talking about Lizard Warnings!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,No, honey, that was blizzard warnings.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,I’m pretty sure he said lizards. Do they swarm over houses? I want to catch a lizard!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,There were no lizard warnings. This is like the time when you heard my friend say she had […]
