Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: April, 2019

Pockets

Dear Poppy,I can’t help but notice that you still have a crush on Cody.Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy,He barely looks at me.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,That’s a shame. You show him all your best moves.Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy,He just lies in the middle of his lawn, smiling.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,He is one very calm Malamute.Love, […]

The Scary Bunny

Dear Mommy,I want this little suitcase!!!!!!!Love, Mia Dear Mia,It’s perfect for you, isn’t it! Except that you don’t need a suitcase. You don’t go anywhere.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,Did this come from the Scary Bunny?Love, Mia Dear Mia,The what?Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,Back when Molly was still alive, she told us that there was a giant Bunny that […]

Kidnapped

Cher Madame,Je suis EXHAUSTED. Today was an outrage.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I know, you are upset.Love, Carolyn Cher Madam,This poor innocent petit cat was kidnapped. KIDNAPPED. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You weren’t kidnapped, honey.Love, Carolyn Cher Madam,I was! I was kidnapped this morning. C’était outrageous.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,That wasn’t kidnapping, Puff honey. […]

Rainy Day

Dear Poppy,We really do need to take you outside.Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy,Is it still raining?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Well, yes, sweetie, it is, but it’s not a heavy downpour.Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy,But it IS still raining.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Yes, but you REALLY need to go outside. This morning you just stood in the doorway and […]