Dear Mommy, I don’t understand the point of plastic vegetables. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Pumpkins are a symbol of Halloween. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Seriously? Humans are so lame. Love, Mia Dear Mia, It’s a tradition, sweetie. Who knows where the idea came from. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I thought Halloween […]
Cher Madame, Je suis terrified. Monsieur says we will perish in le fire. C’est true? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, We’re fine, sweetie. He didn’t exactly say that. But it’s true that we are concerned about wildfires. The last two weeks have been frightening. There have been terrible fires all over Northern California, […]
Dear Poppy, You were barking in your sleep again last night. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, I barked in my sleep? Why don’t I know about this?????? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Because you were asleep when you were doing it, doofus. But it’s not like a real bark. It’s more of a series […]
Dear Puffin, Why are you looking so worried? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est vrai, is it true, Madame and Monsieur are going to divorce? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Of course not! Where on earth did you get this idea? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Monsieur said this. Regards, M. Le Poufin […]
