Dear Alpha Mom, I know why you got these books. Cat Sense is useless, there’s no explaining cats, but I think you were wise to get Dog Sense. I heard all about it on NPR. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, You are a backseat NPR listener, aren’t you? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha […]
Dear Mommy, I have a new ambition. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Does it have anything to do with your artful posing with the roses? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, It does! I want to be a model. In lifestyle magazines. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Lifestyle magazines? That’s very specific. Love, Carolyn Dear […]
Mommy! I found your slipper! XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It wasn’t lost. Love, Carolyn Mommy, Wait, I know that, I just meant, well I found it but… XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I know, I’m sorry, I’m just messing with your head. Love, Carolyn Mommy, Why do you do that? XOXOXO Poppy […]
Cher Madame, My life est tout à l’envers, tout upside down. Madame has encore hidden le cuddly furry blankie. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Please calm down, Puff honey, I’ve just put it in the laundry. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Le laundry? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Where I wash […]
