Dear Alpha Mom, Poppy says she doing drugs now. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, She wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Is this a gateway drug to heroin? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, No, Sweetie, you worry too much. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Is […]
Dear Mommy, I really like your red shoes Love, Mia Dear Mia, Thank you, I do too. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I wish I could wear them. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Sorry, they’re not exactly made for cats. I think you’d find them very uncomfortable. Actually humans generally find them uncomfortable after […]
Madame, I don’t understand Valentines Day. Q’est que c’est, all these hearts? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Hearts are a symbol of love. That’s what Valentines is all about. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mais je suis certain that hearts they reside à l’intérieur de tous nos bodies. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Mia says that I’m a celebrity. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s lovely, Sweetie. And what is she basing this on? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, She says I won Cutest Dog. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s right, you did! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, […]
