Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: September, 2014

Turkey Business

Dear Alpha Mom, I have bad news for you. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, Oh my, now what? Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, I found a turkey feather in the back yard. They’re back. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, We haven’t had turkeys in the back yard. It was probably […]

Binders Full of Dogs

Dear Mommy, What is going on!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You’ll have to be more specific, Honey. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Molly says we’re getting another dog. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, She wasn’t supposed to tell you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Why not?????? This is serious!!!!!! Puffin says it is Catastrophe. […]

Prey Porn

Bonjour Madame, You have not received any good movies lately. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Are you kidding? I’ve been getting terrific movies. Sincerely, Carolyn   Cher Madame, You haven’t played Ratatouille for us lately. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, So this isn’t about the movies I watch. It’s about your […]

The Scream

Dear Alpha Mom, I lost you today in the garden. I was busy with a good smell and I didn’t hear you go back into the house. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, I wasn’t going to leave you out there. I came back out to check on you a few minutes later. Love, […]