Dearest Molly, We will be going away for the weekend. But there is nothing for you to worry about. Regina will come by several times a day to take care of all of you. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Thank god it will be Regina. She’s family. We love her. I am so worried […]
Dear Mia, We need to have a conversation about what just happened. I get that you are sensitive, but you need to pull it together. Carolyn Dear Mommy, Is this about the scratch? Love, Mia Dear Mia, Honey, this wasn’t just a scratch. This was an episode of psychotic rage. Carolyn […]
Bonjour Madame, Je vous en prie, could you find it in yourself to bring the bird feeder indoors so that we could have the chickadees inside? Merci! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, Ma vie est plein d’ennui. Boring boring boring. Toujours la même chose. Just open […]
Dear Alpha Mom, I’m worried we’re all going to die. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Oh dear, what now? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, This is a dangerous time of year. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, For any particular reason? Or are you just worrying in general? Love, Carolyn […]
