Dear Alpha Mom, Please, my food bowl needs kibble. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, It has food in it. Just take a look. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, I did. It really needs kibble. Please. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha […]
Bonjour Madame, The Spotted One insists she is Siamese. She can’t be, she is spotted. She needs to be informed of this. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Mia is correct, she’s a Lynx Point Siamese. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, That is a disappointment. Also Molly says you told her she is 100% […]
Dear Mommy, Fat Boy has been giving me his Death Stare to bully me out of the window cushion. I think you should make him sleep in the other room. Love, Mia Dear Mia, You and Puffin need to work this out between yourselves. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Also he won’t stop speaking […]
Dearest Molly, I heard on NPR that dogs face North when they poop. Do you know anything about that? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Ohmygod NO! Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Today on our walk when you pooped you were facing West. Distinctly West. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, I did […]
Bonjour Madame, I have un question. Did Madame buy us? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No, you were all rescued. Though Molly and Mia had rescue group fees. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, What did you pay for moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, We didn’t get you from a rescue […]
