1-Click
by carolynholm
It’s our 4 Year Anniversary!
Throughout the month of February we are celebrating four years of weekly Interspecies Memos by sharing some old favorites. This one is from August 26, 2016:
Dear Mia,
I just got a box in the mail from Amazon.com. It is full of cat treats. Do you know anything about this?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Cat treats? Did my Temptations order arrive? That’s so exciting!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You ordered this?
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I did! And it came so fast! I love Amazon!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You are a cat. You are not supposed to be ordering things.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I’m not? Oh. Well, this is awkward. Have you received the snuggly cat bed yet?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You ordered a snuggly bed???
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Sort of. And a catnip mouse. And some liver treats for Poppy.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Well it’s really nice of you to think of Poppy too, but you have to stop shopping!
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I ordered a Trump hat for Dad.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
A TRUMP HAT? Honey he will never wear that. What were you thinking!
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
And a cat sweatshirt for you.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You’re a cat. You can’t shop.
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I’m pretty sure I can. It was easy.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You don’t have any money! Because, well, you’re a cat.
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I didn’t need any money!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I just looked at my account. Okay, I have now deactivated 1-Click ordering. You are banned from amazon, is that understood?
Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I’m pretty sure you are going to like the cat sweatshirt.
Love, Mia
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