The Lobster
by carolynholm
Mom,
Why am I being punished?
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You are not being punished, sweetie. That’s just a fun costume.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
It’s not fun. Even Winston thinks it’s weird.
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Lighten up, baby. It’s just for one evening. Halloween. I’ll give you lots of treats.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Is that the night when kids come to the door and shout?
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You make it sound ominous. They are being happy and boisterous, shouting “Trick or Treat!!!”
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
And then you give them candy to make them go away.
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Well, something like that.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I don’t like Halloween.
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I know. But you’ll be a huge hit when we answer the door and you greet the kids in your lobster costume. It will make up for the fact that you are barking at them.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Why a lobster??????????
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
I found it at the Humane Society thrift shop. I couldn’t resist. It’s hilarious and it’s exactly your size.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
It doesn’t feel right.
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
It fits perfectly. And it doesn’t cover your head. I know you really hate anything over your head. That rain coat I got for you was a complete waste of time and money. All you do when I put that on you is hang your head and refuse to move.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
It’s just for one night?
Poppy
Dear Poppy,
And maybe for a walk or two this week. Our neighborhood will love it. And like I said, there will be treats.
Love, Carolyn
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The HUMANE SOCIETY was selling pet costumes ? That seems at cross-purposes to their stated mission !
The shop is a volunteer-staffed thrift shop that benefits our local Humane Society. Someone apparently donated this very harmless costume to the thrift shop. I really don’t see anything problematic about this.