The Lampshade

Dear Winston,Someone bit my lamp.Carolyn Hey Mom,That’s crazy!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,That’s what I said. Carolyn Hey Mom,Who would bite a lamp???????Winston Dear Winston,Who indeed? Actually, it was the lampshade, not the lamp itself.Carolyn Hey Mom,Still crazy. I don’t think anyone would bite a lampshade.Winston Dear Winston,Think again. There are teeth marks on my lampshade. Two punctures, perfectly […]